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INBOX text / audio / video / action Hiya! I'm Henry, and I don't want to brag, but I'm preeeeetty much the scariest dark mage in Plegia! art credit code credit

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[morbide]

Youd do that for little old me? I don't know if I deseerve it. But if you're suuuure... I can be your tastetester. YOu need to have one of those, right?

[seemstressed]

Of course. Besides, you're a bit on the skinny side, aren't you? When was the last time you had a proper meal?

_{[Look she has every right to wonder about this when you're the type of guy who just deals with a hole in his ceiling...]}

And yes, I need one. Your tongue is in working order, correct?

[morbide]

[he's been SEEN]

I eat! I do! Sheesh!

[DEFINE PROPER MEAL!!!]

My tongue's working just fine. I can taste the best and the worst of it, no problemo. I'm not super picky, either.

[seemstressed]

What did you have for breakfast?

[morbide]

A whole biscuit. I think.

[seemstressed]

That isn't very much. What about lunch?

[morbide]

Shucks, I don't remember, Tataru. Something? Another biscuit, if my memory serves. So two biscuits!

One of them had jam on it, even. Just dont remember which.

[seemstressed]

Henry! That's no good at all! You're going to starve!

[morbide]

I'm fine, trust me! No nonsense. I eat when Im hungry.

Besides, there's gonna be free food at the packing party, so I 'll be fine.

[seemstressed]

You need to eat three meals a day, you hear me?

[morbide]

Okaay, I will. I've lived this long without croaking, so you know I'll be okay. You don't need tow orry about me.

[seemstressed]

It doesn't matter if you haven't yet that doesn't mean you won't.

[morbide]

I've survived some pretty awful stuff. Going without food for a week's nothing. I know I hae some flimsy ankles, but I'm pretty hardy.

[seemstressed]

Henry!

[morbide]

Sorry sorry!! I'm not going githout food for a week. I'll even eat dinner soon.

[seemstressed]

Good. You better...and it better not be biscuits!

[morbide]

I'll find something else. Youre real good at worrying, huh?

[but biscuits are cheap and easy to find......]

[seemstressed]

Of course I am. It's part of my job.

[morbide]

Who pays you to worry?

[seemstressed]

No one.

[morbide]

Whoa! A free service! Lucky lucky!

Sorry for worrying you, Tataru. I wont go hungry. But if youre working yourself to the bone, try to also find some time for a meal. Okay?

[seemstressed]

I will. Don't worry, I eat.

[morbide]

Good. If you don't, I'll figure out and curse you so you HAVE to stop and eat!

[Not that he's sure he has a spell that could do that here, but he's too used to having any manner of hexes at his fingertips.]

[seemstressed]

You won't have to go that far. I'm quite fond of food.

[morbide]

Thats a relief! and also disappointing,since that means I dont get to curse you out of the goodness of ym heart.

What's your favorite food, by the by?