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INBOX text / audio / video / action Hiya! I'm Henry, and I don't want to brag, but I'm preeeeetty much the scariest dark mage in Plegia! art credit code credit

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[morbide]

I vote cataracts. Cosmetic cataracts. it's good you can see, cause I don't know a thing about fixing eyeballs. Not with a rusty scalpel OR a spell, and if I'm your bonded, iwanna look out for you.

[Henry's dad instincts... husband instincts?? Friend instincts... yeah. (Tendou's older than him.)]

So if you see fine, I guess there's nothing to worry about, right? Unless you don't like it. DO you want me to tell you you're pretty? Because you're a pretty pretty chimera anyway, milky eyes or not.

[guesser]

[ so tendou is daddy ]

am i a gorgeous homie

[morbide]

[tendou is daddy...???]

A most beautiful homie. What's a homie, anyway?

[guesser]

[ cursed but yes ]

oh, damn i didn't tell you
that's just my long time nickname
it means "i could trust this guy so much i'd marry him" ( ๑‾◡‾́)

[morbide]

[is this a weird dad bond]

Awwww hahahahahaha you're going to make me blush Tendo

[it's time to call tataru "homie" too...]

No wonder we're bonded. Til death do us part. Say,do you have any more Bonds yet?

[guesser]

in sickness and in health ໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७

[ dad/dad bond ]

but i surrrrre do! mikasa ackerman, fae, honey to my bee, monster/monster powerteam . . . a queen. think she and tatarurururu hang out a ton!

[morbide]

Oh hey! I know Mikasa! Met her at the outpost a few times. She's a serious Fae all right. GTalk about a small world. I thiiink Ive heard Tataru talk about her. Our homies...

["bonds" are "homies" right?]

[guesser]

if i had a chance, i'd ask her out again. on a real date, but. alas . . . i'm ok with being a homie.

[morbide]

What, are you chicken as much as a cockatoo? Or

[Sent. Then:]

Oh no. Is she already married? Don't tell me she's married.

[please don't be a repeat of Cordelia, Tendou... pining over someone you can't have... Henry's PRAYING]

[guesser]

hey hey hey
no she's only soul married to moi
it's an instinct sorta thing? like having a pack except she's high and i'm low for as long as i live.

[morbide]

Ohh THAT. Gotcha. That makes total sense.

[Henry, Raised By Wolves, understands this.]

Well, not saying to keep your hopes up, buuut who knows? Maybe she'll ask you on a date herself. Can't say no to the alpha.

[guesser]

hoo boy.... then i'll be waiting until i'm bones and dust! haha.

it's okay. we're good friends.

[morbide]

That'sgood. Especially if she's not the type, even if she feels all your feelings,seeing as you're Bonded and all. I'm pretty sure Tataru would needle me about EVERYTHING if it were me with the feelings aplenty. She could do it literlaly since she makes me clothes all the time too, yeesh. All those pins.

[She probably doesn't because it might be mutual, maybe, he thinks?? Surely it is, if she gave him her ring size........?!]

[guesser]

that's right! i can ask tatarururu!

thanks henwy!

[morbide]

I din't know what I did but no problem! Good luck with your Faeelings.